By Daniel Rigney
New York Review Personals
Painfully shy male philosophy graduate student in Chicago, 24, seeks brainy, introverted woman, any field, for awkward conversation. Emily Dickinson types preferred. Object: eventual touching.
RFP: Voluptuous scientist, djf, interested in the biology and chemistry of human relationships, wants to start anew and experience all that life has to offer. Open to new lines of experimental investigation. Apply with a detailed description of your background and research interests. Avid affirmative actionist.
Boulevardier, raconteur, flaneur, libertine, life artist. Seeks NASCAR buddy.
Successful Manhattan male, 52, spacious and well-furnished, with more money than he can spend alone, seeks female emotional investor willing to speculate on high risk-high reward relationship. Discretion expected and assured. Let’s meet at lunch for drinks. Please don’t call at home.
Young, blonde adventuress who reads upscale personal ads seeks mature man with more money than he can spend alone. Let’s meet in a downtown hotel bar and discuss your fascinating career on Wall Street.
Free-spirited woman “from the sixties,” versed in yoga and the tantric arts, remembers how things used to be and wants to go there again with younger man who would like to experience the sixties for the first time.
Women find me charming and disturbingly handsome when they first meet me. I often remind them of their favorite lead actor. Intrigued? Respond immediately before I lose interest. So many women, so little time. Name optional.
Gentleman, 26, right schools, right social connections, thoroughbred bloodline, seeks similar woman. Applicants with minor imperfections considered. Enclose resume and recommendations. Will arrange interview if interested. Attn: H. of Wales.
Introverted woman, comparative lit graduate student in Chicago, 26, seeks intelligent, reflective man, any field, for heartfelt exchange. Must appreciate books, feminism, and long walks in the snow. I’m not nobody, and neither are you. Meet in the UC library for a study session?
New York Review Personals
Painfully shy male philosophy graduate student in Chicago, 24, seeks brainy, introverted woman, any field, for awkward conversation. Emily Dickinson types preferred. Object: eventual touching.
RFP: Voluptuous scientist, djf, interested in the biology and chemistry of human relationships, wants to start anew and experience all that life has to offer. Open to new lines of experimental investigation. Apply with a detailed description of your background and research interests. Avid affirmative actionist.
Boulevardier, raconteur, flaneur, libertine, life artist. Seeks NASCAR buddy.
Successful Manhattan male, 52, spacious and well-furnished, with more money than he can spend alone, seeks female emotional investor willing to speculate on high risk-high reward relationship. Discretion expected and assured. Let’s meet at lunch for drinks. Please don’t call at home.
Young, blonde adventuress who reads upscale personal ads seeks mature man with more money than he can spend alone. Let’s meet in a downtown hotel bar and discuss your fascinating career on Wall Street.
Free-spirited woman “from the sixties,” versed in yoga and the tantric arts, remembers how things used to be and wants to go there again with younger man who would like to experience the sixties for the first time.
Women find me charming and disturbingly handsome when they first meet me. I often remind them of their favorite lead actor. Intrigued? Respond immediately before I lose interest. So many women, so little time. Name optional.
Gentleman, 26, right schools, right social connections, thoroughbred bloodline, seeks similar woman. Applicants with minor imperfections considered. Enclose resume and recommendations. Will arrange interview if interested. Attn: H. of Wales.
Introverted woman, comparative lit graduate student in Chicago, 26, seeks intelligent, reflective man, any field, for heartfelt exchange. Must appreciate books, feminism, and long walks in the snow. I’m not nobody, and neither are you. Meet in the UC library for a study session?
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