Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Selective Attention Deficit Disorder (SADD)

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By Daniel Rigney
Do you have Selective Attention Deficit Disorder?  Here are several warning signs to watch for:
You’re a conservative (or liberal) and expose yourself only to news stories that support your viewpoint.
You remember and talk about only stories that support your viewpoint.
You try to engage your son-in-law in conversation about these stories at every possible opportunity.
You tune out your mother-in-law every time she starts moving her lips.
Symptoms of SADD take the general form: “You X (attend/remember/talk) selectively to Y (parent/child/other family member or friend/anyone who will listen) about Z (guns/unfinished chores/bedtimes/something Rush Limbaugh said/other).
What SADD symptoms have you noticed in your own life?  Please take a moment to send your symptoms to the comment section of Danagram (search: Salon Danagram) or e-mail drigney3@gmail.com.  Call a doctor if symptoms last for more than four years.
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