By Daniel Rigney If Hindus are right about
reincarnation, most of us will be returning in the next life to learn
lessons we didn’t learn in this one. If that's the case, then I’m
wringing my hands for the souls of our rich and infamous, some of whose
lifestyles may undergo jarring reversals of karmic fortune in their next
go-rounds.
To learn more of their fates, I recently contacted the late Carnac the Magnificent through a reputable medium and asked him about the karmic destinies of some of our most notorious political and corporate figures. Here’s what Carnac told me.
The Koch Brothers will return as a pair of impassioned but impoverished climate change activists.
Rush Limbaugh will return as a young black male subjected to constant police harassment.
The Kardashian sisters will be bag ladies, and not the expensive handbag kind.
Rick Perry will spend his next life as a feminist intellectual.
Bibi Netanyahu will come back as a Palestinian refugee.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, leader of the Islamic State, will return as a rabbi.
Ann Coulter will be a selfless Buddhist nun observing a solemn vow of silence.
Donald Trump will come back as a poor woman who cleans ceramic thrones in Atlantic City hotels.
Trump’s own throne will be inherited by the soul of a cleaning woman his people fired in this life.
Are you getting messages of your own regarding the fates of the greats? If so, please share your foreknowledge with the world.
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To learn more of their fates, I recently contacted the late Carnac the Magnificent through a reputable medium and asked him about the karmic destinies of some of our most notorious political and corporate figures. Here’s what Carnac told me.
The Koch Brothers will return as a pair of impassioned but impoverished climate change activists.
Rush Limbaugh will return as a young black male subjected to constant police harassment.
The Kardashian sisters will be bag ladies, and not the expensive handbag kind.
Rick Perry will spend his next life as a feminist intellectual.
Bibi Netanyahu will come back as a Palestinian refugee.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, leader of the Islamic State, will return as a rabbi.
Ann Coulter will be a selfless Buddhist nun observing a solemn vow of silence.
Donald Trump will come back as a poor woman who cleans ceramic thrones in Atlantic City hotels.
Trump’s own throne will be inherited by the soul of a cleaning woman his people fired in this life.
Are you getting messages of your own regarding the fates of the greats? If so, please share your foreknowledge with the world.
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